I stand by my "she found the key to the rum locker" theory. Either that, or this was the old "distraction" ploy. John can stay on his yacht and not have to soil himself with his job, now.

Heart Attack, Stroke, Brain Tumor Ruled Out For John Kerry's Wife... http://t.co/4zPfHiztED
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) July 9, 2013