This is what happens when a mildly un-hinged former Marine, Ivy Leaguer, and university professor bags it all for a surfboard and a sleeping bag in the back of an ancient pickup truck just to follow the waves.
Thursday, June 12, 2014
So, he screws up green energy, the VA, the IRS, the Global War on Terror,..
...releases terrorists back into the field, and loses Iraq as well as Afghanistan, yet he still gets a killer surfboard for his visit to Australia.
If he reduces us to global thermo-nuclear war, he gets to romp with Marie Osmond, the world's hottest babe*.
*Don't judge me, man. Have you seen her weight-loss ads? Oucha, mcgoucha.
